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This page is for those who like all things cheeky, rude and naughty!
There
have always been a few poems that haven’t easily found homes in the books
– so, I thought this would be a good place to put them. Below, you can
click on some poems that have been deemed “too rude” for publication or
poems that I’ve submitted but think will get the elbow due to their
subject matter ( usually wind for some reason!! )
Blowing Your Own
Trumpet
Silent But Deadly Mr Smedley
Dad's Secret Duck
Chain reaction
Revenge of The Fish
My Plastic Surgery Classes are Just Not Going Well
Mr Armstrong Pitts
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In
the collection HOW TO EMBARRASS TEACHERS David Parkins has done
some really funny cartoons and the book looks brilliant. However, I did
find out that five drawings were removed from the manuscript – on account
of their rudeness. They are brilliant and funny and should you wish to see
them, just click on the links below. The titles refer to the poems they
should have accompanied. If you want you could download them and stick
them in your own copy of HOW TO EMBARRASS TEACHERS and therefore
have the full edition!! Have fun and hope you enjoy them …
MY MUM GOES TO
WEIGHTWATCHERS WITH MRS DONOHUE
WHAT A RASPER!
A MINOR
INCONVENIENCE
SKIMPILY RED
I CAN’T BELIEVE
IT!
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